Fashionable meditations1
is an application that will generate a status update.
The algorithm makes use of your individuality in order to come up with a message that is just right: it strikes a balance between the ridiculous and sublime.
Go ahead and:
The algorithm has been based on drafts for an artist’s statement.
1 The title is a pun on the title of Nietzsche’s book “Unzeitgemässe Betrachtungen”: ‘untimely observations’ or ‘unfashionable meditations’. We do not want to be that thinker on top of a mountain.